Well, it’s that time of year again—when people dream of unlikely, if not impossible, gifts, and insomniacs lie awake at night trying to figure out the best possible gifts for loved ones—within their budgets, of course.
But for those who don’t have to worry about a budget—and we mean no budget—there’s a whole other class of gifts out there, and ThinkAdvisor had fun (well, envious fun in lots of cases; awe in others) trying to figure out just what Santa might bring to those who have so many chimneys he’ll get lost just trying to find the right one.
After consulting some experts—the Neiman Marcus catalog, for instance, as well as Harper’s Bazaar, Business Insider—we settled on some that are whimsical, some that will make you wonder why anyone would pay that kind of money for them, and some that are just too ridiculous to be believed. You get to decide which is which; we’ve already made our decisions.
Of course, there are some that just can’t be excluded, despite the fact that they didn’t meet all our criteria; one is the Lotus Blanc watch by Chopard, which is set with 25.66 carats of white diamonds and has petals that open and close over the watch face. But it must be priceless; at least we couldn’t find a price for it anywhere, but since it’s got more than 25 carats of diamonds, it’s probably a tad out of our price range, anyway.
And then there’s the New Year’s Eve party for 300 people on the rooftop of the Knickerbocker Hotel in Times Square. Costing a mere $1.6 million, the event provides two nights at 150 of the hotel’s rooms, along with all the fixings for a bang-up party—dinner, drinks, DJ. Not exactly at the top of our list, despite the cost—sorry, Neiman Marcus.
So without further ado, here are 10 ridiculous luxury gifts that nonetheless will never replace those nostalgic sugar plums we used to have dancing in our heads. The gifts are listed from least to most expensive.
10. The Welcomer.
What is The Welcomer, you may ask? The short answer is a fancy alternative to toilet paper, from Joseph’s Toiletries in Switzerland. Says the catalog: “Get acquainted with JOSEPH’S Toiletries for 6 weeks or surprise a friend setting a new precedent for contemporary personal hygiene and health.” The set includes: 1 JOSEPH’S Toiletries Original Box; 7 Tissue refills of 25 sheets each; 2 Gentle Cleansing; 2 Balancing Care.”
Don’t think it’s an extravagant enough gift? You might when you get the bill; it’s 150 Swiss francs, which translates to approximately $151.
9. MacKenzie-Childs Courtly Check Moose Head.
Relax, it’s not real. In fact, Neiman Marcus points out in its 2017 catalog, it’s a “[h]and-painted moose head form (hard foam) using acrylic paints” with a wreath made of preserved ferns and other materials and handcrafted moss-decorated antlers. Oh, and each moose head is made to order.
To have this, um, treasure in your very own home will only cost you $15,000. Oh, and another $695 for shipping. And remember, it’s made in the USA!
8. Saint Laurent Niki Swarovski crystal-embellished leather knee boots.
Net-a-Porter wants you to know that “[t]he ‘Niki’ knee boots grounded most of the looks on Saint Laurent’s Fall ’17 runway, but it was this pair that completely stole the show—and dominated our Instagram feeds. Made from supple black leather that slouches into soft folds, they have been handcrafted in Italy and encrusted with 3,000 Swarovski crystals that cover even the signature cone heel.”
Yes, these boots are made for walkin’ but not really at bargain price, of course, at $6,922.
7. Vintage Chanel basket bag.
Well, vintage sounds better than secondhand, but in truth this Chanel item dates only from 2014. Still, says website Xupes, it’s silver calfskin with silver hardware and a silver interior, made in Italy, and is “in excellent pre-owned condition.”
And all this will only set you back $10,603. Imagine! And the basket isn’t even full!