"Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs." - Frank McKinney aka “Kin” Hubbard (1868-1930), American cartoonist, humorist and journalist.
"As an athlete, I understood the value of my health insurance. I knew that in my profession, injuries were common and could happen at any time." - Magic Johnson (1959- ), retired professional basketball player, who played for the L.A. Lakers. (Photo: AP)
"What does friends with benefits even mean? Does he provide her with health insurance?" - Sheldon Cooper, a character from the TV show The Big Bang Theory. Jim Parsons (1973- ; photo: AP) plays Sheldon on TV.
"My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me." - Willie Aames (1960- ), American actor, film and television director, played Tommy Bradford on the 1970s TV series Eight is Enough and Buddy Lembeck on the 1980s series Charles in Charge.
"I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall someday die, which is not so." - Stephen Butler Leacock (1869-1944), English-born Canadian teacher, political scientist, writer, and humorist.
"If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance." - Suze Orman (1954- ), American author, financial advisor, motivational speaker and TV host. (Photo: AP)
"The determination of life insurance salesmen to succeed has made life pretty soft for widows." - William A. Feather (1889-1981), American publisher and author.
"I’m a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days." - Isaac “Ike” Barinholtz (1977- ), American actor, comedian, voice actor and writer, plays Nurse Morgan Tookers in the TV show The Mindy Project. (Photo: AP)
"Would you agree that the only person who can take care of the older person you will someday be - is the younger person you are now?" - Unknown author.
"I don’t want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.” - Jack Benny (1894-1974) American comedian, radio, TV, and film actor (with Jane Wyatt at the 1958 Emmys; photo: AP).
"If I bought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I’d eat a lot better – and so would my dog.” - Phil Gramm (1942- ), American economist and politician, former Congressman and Senator (with John McCain; photo: AP).
“The grace of God is like insurance. It will help you in your time of need without any limit.” - Sri Sathya Sai Baba (1926-2011), Indian guru and spiritual leader. (Photo: AP)
“Don’t sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do.” - Ben Feldman (1912-1993), American businessman and world-renowned salesperson.