Disability Insurance Observer: The Disability Games

Competitors go to work at a facility in the Indian Point Nuclear Power Plant Ecological Preserve.

The workers are tough, intelligent and motivated. They must compete for the ultimate prize — a secure, well-compensated job with full benefits that makes full use of their skills, experience and talents and accords them a measure of self-respect — against one another while facing some or all of the following challenges:

• Hostile front-line supervisors.
• Human resources departments that would prefer to outsource the work to robots operated by prisoners in the penal satellites.
• Doctors, hospitals and other care providers who have no interest whatsoever in scheduling appointments to fit in with a work schedule.
• Doctors who seem to be biased toward prescribing medications that interfere with workers’ ability to work.
• Depression.
• Large, large piles of unpaid bills building up in their e-mail inboxes.
• Sadistic child daycare schedulers.
• Elder daycare providers who require gladiators seeking care for their parents to answer riddles based on the finer points of Medicaid and Medicare regulations.
• An infinite, 5-dimensional maze with Social Security Disability Insurance (SSDI) claim examiners at the center.
• Animatronic tigers.

Which worker will survive to claim the prize position?

The one who prepared in advance by getting disability insurance with strong return-to-work benefits long before the producers of The Disability Games announcing the results of The Returnings…

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