A Christmas Song for Advisors

(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Crashing eurozone

With debts they can’t sustain

O’er 6% yields they go

Their rescue plans inane

Budgets of austerity

Declining GDP

The weight of all these credit woes

Has hurt our S&P

Oh, nimble sells, closing bells

Nimble all the way

Oh, what fun it is to trade

Amid volatility

Nimble bells, closing bells

Nimble all the way

Oh, what fun it is to trade

Amid volatility

Just a few months ago

The Congress had laws made

To raise the U.S. debt ceiling

Too late to avert downgrade

Came the supercommittee

To cut the deficit

On nothing could they agree

Now it’s up to Barack or Mitt (?)