Sometimes, when I’m at the supermarket, I succumb to temptation and buy tabloid newspapers.
Shocking, I know, but true. I started buying them occasionally to laugh at the little gossipy, stories about Star Trek actors, and found that the simple, zingy writing dragged me along from front to back. So, once in a while, especially when I’m sick, or bribing myself not to buy and eat a cookie, I buy a tabloid, even if it doesn’t have Mr. Spock on the cover.
One thing I’ve discovered is that the tabloids have great, HIPAA-privacy-rights-shredding health care reporters.
If they say a celebrity is in the hospital and gravely ill, that celebrity is probably gravely ill. They also do their part for dietary health by reporting in exhaustive detail what’s going right or wrong with celebrities’ efforts either to lose weight or to fight anorexia.
What Your Peers Are Reading
Recently, one tabloid, National Enquirer reported, as other publications did, that Burt Reynolds went to the hospital with the flu. That’s a pretty interesting, valuable public health article in itself — educating tabloid readers about what a killer the flu can be.
The Enquirer added an extra detail: That, supposedly, Reynolds needed aides at home and didn’t have them, supposedly because of financial concerns.
I’m not an entertainment reporter, and my experience is that it’s pretty hard to even figure out who a celebrity’s publicist is, let alone getting the publicist to call you back. I tried calling the guy that I think is Reynolds’ publicist and never heard from him.
My assumption is that the Enquirer’s report about Reynolds’ unmet home care needs is wrong, or, at least, exaggerated, because one would assume that there must be at least, say 10,000 U.S. women who have crushes on Reynolds, and that at least a couple of them must own or manage home health agencies in Florida. If Reynolds ever indicated that he had an unmet need for care, chances are that many qualified individuals would pay him to enter a lottery that would give them a chance to provide care for him for a week.