9 Insurance Agent Cocktails Bryce Sanders Would Like to See
A longtime blogger is back, with a menu.
Imagine a bar packed three deep with insurance agents and other industry professionals.
Oh, you’ve been to a conference before? Then it’s not much of a stretch.
If the industry professionals drank cocktails aligned to their primary lines of business, what might they be?
Here are some possibilities.
- Health insurance: Jager Energy Drink: Jagermeister, canned energy drink, lemon.
- Whole life and term life insurance: The Last Word: Gin, green Chartreuse, maraschino liqueur, lime juice.
- Property insurance: Mudslide: Vodka, coffee liqueur, Irish cream liqueur, heavy cream
- Umbrella insurance: Dark and Stormy: Dark rum, ginger beer, lime juice.
- Disability insurance: Painkiller: Rum, pineapple juice, cream of coconut, orange juice.
- Auto and motorcycle insurance: Sidecar: Cognac, orange liqueur, lemon juice.
- Pet Insurance: Fluffy Critter: Rum, lime juice, lemonade, strawberry sauce.
- Airplane insurance: Test Pilot: Cointreau, dark rum, light rum, Pernot, lime juice, falernum, bitters.
- Boat insurance: Ancient Mariner: Demerara rum, dark rum, lime juice, grapefruit juice, pimento liqueur, sugar syrup.
Of course, these are hypothetical in nature. Insurance professionals would never drink to excess.
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