10 Best Finance Tweets of the Month: November

Fresh off the announcement that it was going to pay a $13 billion settlement over questionable mortgage practices, JPMorgan Chase made a social media gaffe big enough to make Anthony Weiner blush: With a straight face, it invited the public to ask one of its top executives for career advice.

“What career advice would you ask a leading exec at a global firm?” the bank tweeted. “Tweet a Q using #AskJPM. On 11/14 a $JPM leader takes over @JPMorgan.“

On General Economic Topics

Buy a Tesla with Bitcoins, drive it to Potbelly, twerk through the front door as you take a selfie to share on SnapChat. – 2013, basically

— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) November 19, 2013

Gross: Betting on Secretariat in the ’73 Belmont was a near sure fire winner. Betting on #Fed Funds in 2016 at 25 basis pts is close to same

— PIMCO (@PIMCO) November 22, 2013

Discipline is like spinach. We may not care for it ourselves but feel sure it would be good for everybody else. – Anonymous

— Oaktree Financial (@OaktreeFA) December 4, 2013

Gross: Stocks roll onward & upward based on a dovish Yellen, but a dovish #Yellen must produce growth for them to continue. @federalreserve

— PIMCO (@PIMCO) November 17, 2013

Ouch. November almost over, & best Healthcare[dot]gov has to report is “90% of users can CREATE ACCOUNTS”? pic.twitter.com/eNrPi3JsVM