Seniors Will Tell You What It's Like To Be A Senior

Seniors Will Tell You What

Its Like To Be A Senior

Its time for continental breakfast at my favorite beach resort. I sit with the over-70s crowd; I figure theyre just the ones to tell me what to put in this article about seniors.

But wait. Even before the orange juice service, each one denies being a senior. (Each one laughingly seems to think the rest of us are seniors, however!) I press on regardless. I still need to know: What is it like to be a seniorin the seniors own words?

(And what, therefore, do insurance and financial services professionals need to know about this market?)

Finally, one lady pipes up. “Ill tell you what its like for a live-alone female: They all take advantage of us.” And a gentleman says: “As soon as I was 65, I got 10 times as many phone calls from people wanting to put siding on my house [never needs painting you know!] or new-fangled gutters [never clog!].”

One even produced a poem: “Why number age? The number has but little worth. It does not tell how well you think or feel, or how your shoulder fits lifes wheel.”

A very serious question then comes up: What is the age to qualify for senior discounts? At this point, my entire group suddenly decides that they qualify and are seniors after all. Now, I am starting to get some serious help.

The coffee and Danish pastries arrive; bagels are the option. Someone asks: “What are we going to do with the rest of our lives? We know were going to be around and healthy for a long time!”

There is a chorus of agreement from the table. The real problem of seniors had been found: “And whos going to help us figure it all out?”