(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Crashing eurozone
With debts they can't sustain
O'er 6% yields they go
Their rescue plans inane
Budgets of austerity
Declining GDP
The weight of all these credit woes
Has hurt our S&P
Oh, nimble sells, closing bells
Nimble all the way
Oh, what fun it is to trade
Amid volatility
Nimble bells, closing bells
Nimble all the way
Oh, what fun it is to trade
Amid volatility
Just a few months ago
The Congress had laws made
To raise the U.S. debt ceiling
Too late to avert downgrade
Came the supercommittee
To cut the deficit
On nothing could they agree
Now it's up to Barack or Mitt (?)
Oh, nimble sells, closing bells
Nimble all the way
Oh, what fun it is to trade
Amid volatility
Nimble bells, closing bells
Nimble all the way
Oh, what fun it is to trade
Amid volatility
Fortunate is the lot
Of he who's happy with what he's got
Who spends time with family
Instead of money on what he has not
So forget about the market
This season's for jollity
But then when you return to work
Invest very carefully
Oh, nimble sells, closing bells
Nimble all the way
Oh, what fun it is to trade
Amid volatility
Nimble bells, closing bells
Nimble all the way
Oh, what fun it is to trade
Amid volatility
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